I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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