1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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