2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
