so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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