Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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