walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Vodka?
Forever.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
