apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
