For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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