Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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