i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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