i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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