someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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