Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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