The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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