So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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