Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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