JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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