This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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