Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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