Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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