how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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