remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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