Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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