fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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