She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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