I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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