you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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