It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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