he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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