Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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