you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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