I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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