apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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