It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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