remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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