I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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