So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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