you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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