FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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