matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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