Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i would punch a child for taco bell
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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