I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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