I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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