I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also, beer. Big fan.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
