She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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