if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She told me I should be a condom model.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
