My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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