Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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