I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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