So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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