I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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